this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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