The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
His hands were made for my vagina.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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