Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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