I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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