he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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