you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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