Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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