I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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