The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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