i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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go home
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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