IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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