Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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