Pappa wants mamma naked
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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