Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
tell me about the fingering
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