U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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