Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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