belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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