his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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