He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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