I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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i've created a new STD.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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