Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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