He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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