I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
These tits shall not be calmed
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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