Grow some girl-balls and come out already
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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