My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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