Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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