you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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