3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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