I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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