dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I bet he comes in French.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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