Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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