I understand Curling. That high.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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