was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I love having hate sex.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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