...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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