ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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