I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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