i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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