Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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