I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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