You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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