Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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