When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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