Already got asked if we're dating
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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