real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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