STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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