I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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