Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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