when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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