So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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