It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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