Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have feelings that need drinking.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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