dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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