I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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