The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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