I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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