I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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